Dude: Bro, where did those joints go?
Bro: Oh sorry Dude, I just went skiing. Smoked them both.
Dude: Damn, Bro! That's a bummer.
Bro: Did you pick up the magic 8 ball?
Dude: Hell yeah, Bro! Let's hit the slopes.
Bro: I'm so down, Dude!
Bro: Oh sorry Dude, I just went skiing. Smoked them both.
Dude: Damn, Bro! That's a bummer.
Bro: Did you pick up the magic 8 ball?
Dude: Hell yeah, Bro! Let's hit the slopes.
Bro: I'm so down, Dude!
by skiyalater November 4, 2016
a sport that is just as good as the others.
If you think that snowboarding is better, than thats cool, its your opinion and nobody else should care. But, if you start saying that all skiers are faggots and dumbasses, then get a fucking life. In case you dumbfucks didnt know, skiing came LONG before snowboarding did, and thats why its so damn hard for you guys to get on the lifts and go on long flat parts. they were meant for skiing. Before you insult us, consider that you wouldnt even BE snowboarding if we hadnt started the tradition of going down snow covered slopes. So you can thank us later. And even if you had, then you'd be hiking up every slope because the LIFTS were invented for skiers. Also if you say skiing is gay, and you have never done it before in your life, then how would you fucking know anyway? Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also, just so you know, i dont hate snowboarders, even if there has been more of them now than skiers. I know that there are stupid fucktards out there,and I hate them a lot. But most snowboarders are tight, and have respect for skiers, even more if we go to the terrain parks, like I do (because those are fucking FUN). So overall, share the mountain, everyone can use it. And respect skiers becuase they are just as good as you are, if not better. Seriously, skiing is just as good.
If you think that snowboarding is better, than thats cool, its your opinion and nobody else should care. But, if you start saying that all skiers are faggots and dumbasses, then get a fucking life. In case you dumbfucks didnt know, skiing came LONG before snowboarding did, and thats why its so damn hard for you guys to get on the lifts and go on long flat parts. they were meant for skiing. Before you insult us, consider that you wouldnt even BE snowboarding if we hadnt started the tradition of going down snow covered slopes. So you can thank us later. And even if you had, then you'd be hiking up every slope because the LIFTS were invented for skiers. Also if you say skiing is gay, and you have never done it before in your life, then how would you fucking know anyway? Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also, just so you know, i dont hate snowboarders, even if there has been more of them now than skiers. I know that there are stupid fucktards out there,and I hate them a lot. But most snowboarders are tight, and have respect for skiers, even more if we go to the terrain parks, like I do (because those are fucking FUN). So overall, share the mountain, everyone can use it. And respect skiers becuase they are just as good as you are, if not better. Seriously, skiing is just as good.
fucker boarder: Dude, you ski, thats gay.
skier: you wouldnt fucking be here if people like us hadnt started snowsports so shut the fuck up.
cool boarder: hes right man youve never skied before either so how do you know its gay? shut the hell up, this dudes cool.
Skiing is just as cool of a sport as snowboarding.
skier: you wouldnt fucking be here if people like us hadnt started snowsports so shut the fuck up.
cool boarder: hes right man youve never skied before either so how do you know its gay? shut the hell up, this dudes cool.
Skiing is just as cool of a sport as snowboarding.
by vail kicks major ass May 2, 2008
by J*RusDaddy September 8, 2009
Artist/Musician From Detroit Michigan.
Refferences: Big Sean, Icewear Vezzo, Young Buck, Kehlani, Dorrough, Chevy Woods, Key Wayne, Amaire Johnson, Nick Speed, Comic J Will.
Refferences: Big Sean, Icewear Vezzo, Young Buck, Kehlani, Dorrough, Chevy Woods, Key Wayne, Amaire Johnson, Nick Speed, Comic J Will.
by 313info February 9, 2018
The flippin best sport out there. Anyone can learn it but few can master it. Tons of different disciplines including ski jump moguls slalom alpine slope style and more. ⛷⛷⛷🎿🎿🎿
Skiing is the best!
by Jsh82 October 14, 2020
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"
The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
by (***AnonymouslyAnonymous***) July 26, 2019