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Sketchatary 

A Crystal Meth Dealer's assistant. Usually a person who has been tweaking for quite sometime and is always a little Sketchy. The Sketchatary handles the daily odds and ends the dealer is to busy to do or simply considers the tasks menial. The Sketchatary's compensation is usually in the form of Shards, small amounts of cash, and it assumed the Sketchatary will pocket 10% of product. This career path has its downsides. Mainly the Sketchatary will most like be the scapegoat if there is a bust by the feds. Also, advancement to Dealer Status will only occur when the Sketchatary's boss is murdered, arrested, or can't come back from a case of Meth Psychosis. All in all not a bad job if have become nothing more than a cluck.
I dont have time to go tot the needle exchange, I'll send my Sketchatary if he isn't too busy cleaning something or jerking off.
Sketchatary by SeattleHairyCub August 17, 2010
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Sketchuation

Usually experienced on a Sunday (or sometimes Monday) it involves 2 main ingredients. Several people sketching from the night before, and a hightened level of drama.

William: "Did you just hear person A had sex with person B while his girlfriend was downstairs passed out?"

June: "Yeah, I'm staying clear of that Sketchuation"
Sketchuation by George W June 29, 2006

Sketcharella 

(1) Term for a friend who often steals from others, hides things or is generally a shady individual and should not be trusted.

(2) Term for an individual strung out on excess use of narcotics. Their actions when put in front of the general public appear to be off, or sketchy.
"I let you guys borrow my sister's jewelry and now all of it is missing. Did you take any without putting it back?"
"No, but Sketcharella just left and she could barely carry her purse."

"Everything is changing colors. The walls are flashing. I'm Sketcharella.
Sketcharella by jennyandjake11 January 3, 2011

Sketchnotes 

Overly-rendered handwritten sentence fragments of stuff you heard at a douchy webdesign lecture, often paired with an awful illustration, completely removing all usefulness in re-reading notes. Used convincing people that you think in a unique manner and are on the cutting edge of webdesign lectures (that you saw on the internet).
Want to see the sketchnotes I made at Southby this year? You may have seen them on flickr or facebook or twitpic or dribble or my tumblr, though.
Sketchnotes by pseudopods! November 19, 2010

sketchster 

A sketchy person with questionable characteristics and intentions. Will often use drugs or alcohol as a form of payment.
"Hey Heather, this sketchster wants to pay me with booze for my college textbook."
sketchster by ebpowpow January 15, 2014

sketchmaster 3000 

Someone who is intelligent and really sketchy.
Yo this guy got a 90% on his test, but hes such a sketchmaster 3000
sketchmaster 3000 by Da-King October 30, 2009

Sketchmaster

a Totally weird scary crazy person. The most sketchy person you can think of.
Rasputin was a total sketchmaster. He was so weird and grime.
Sketchmaster by Nneesharse February 7, 2009