Sketchatary 

A Crystal Meth Dealer's assistant. Usually a person who has been tweaking for quite sometime and is always a little Sketchy. The Sketchatary handles the daily odds and ends the dealer is to busy to do or simply considers the tasks menial. The Sketchatary's compensation is usually in the form of Shards, small amounts of cash, and it assumed the Sketchatary will pocket 10% of product. This career path has its downsides. Mainly the Sketchatary will most like be the scapegoat if there is a bust by the feds. Also, advancement to Dealer Status will only occur when the Sketchatary's boss is murdered, arrested, or can't come back from a case of Meth Psychosis. All in all not a bad job if have become nothing more than a cluck.

I dont have time to go tot the needle exchange, I'll send my Sketchatary if he isn't too busy cleaning something or jerking off.

Sketchatary by SeattleHairyCub August 17, 2010

Sketcharella 

(1) Term for a friend who often steals from others, hides things or is generally a shady individual and should not be trusted.

(2) Term for an individual strung out on excess use of narcotics. Their actions when put in front of the general public appear to be off, or sketchy.

"I let you guys borrow my sister's jewelry and now all of it is missing. Did you take any without putting it back?"
"No, but Sketcharella just left and she could barely carry her purse."

"Everything is changing colors. The walls are flashing. I'm Sketcharella.

Sketcharella by jennyandjake11 January 3, 2011

sketchgasm 

n.
A physical reaction occuring upon exposure to an extremely sketchy event.

The cop almost had a sketchgasm when he saw us walking in the dark with twenty stolen milk crates.

sketchgasm by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

sketcharoo 

a nickname first used by a male called Sam in the late 1990's. Means slightly "crazy" and up for anything. But also can mean a random sketch, drawing!

nickname = "Sketcharoo"

drawing = "did a quick sketcharoo in my spare time for no apparent reason"

sketcharoo by sketcharoo May 1, 2005

Sketchgasm 

A physical reaction occuring upon exposure to an extremely sketchy event.

you're a sketchy gal. i have a sketchgasm everytime i see you.

Sketchgasm by Mindy63 December 27, 2006

sketchtard 

Someone who after doing copious amounts of cocaine becomes super paranoid and thinks that everyone is out to get them. Frequently happens to heavy users and retards. Sketchtardness is contagious and can be passed to others, thereby making it a buzzkill as well. If you see or are hanging out with a sketchtard slap them immediately, or distract them by doing karaoke to Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice baby..."

Tim: "Holy fuck is that a cop car?"
Jim: "No assfuck its a carola, stop being such a sketchtard and lets do another lizzle."

OR

Kim: "OMG i've been doing coke all day i feel like such a sketchtard"

sketchtard by toony tuesdays April 1, 2009

sketcharoo 

a person who exhibits "sketchy" bahavior whether that be lying or doing something behind someones back... someone who tries to cover things up.

"man that boy had an excuse for everything, he's a TOTAL sketcharoo!"

sketcharoo by Hawaii87 April 26, 2007