Serpes 

ser·pes
ˈsərpēz/
noun

1. A super strain of herpes, also known as dick zits. Truly terrible.

Origin
Fort McMurray

"I think that medic I slept with in Fort Mac gave me Serpes!"

"My dick has broken out like a prepubescent boy after pizza night. I must have Serpes"

Serpes by Sundog_ January 29, 2014

skurpes 

Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.

"Jackie is such a skurpes. I wouldn't touch her with your dick."

skurpes by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009

Scerpes 

A fictional, but scary, mutation of Scabies with Herpes. Picture cold sores that can jump. Possible biological weapon for terrorists.

That security guard never showers, he's probably got scerpes.

Scerpes by Psychojazz October 1, 2006

Swerpes 

Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes

Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes

Swerpes by charles_on_a_horse April 5, 2011

Skerpeepee

Skerpeepee is used as a word of excitement when winning a game.

Lets gooo Skerpeepee I won

Skerpeepee by Bro idk August 16, 2020

Skerples 

The "NEW" Sharpie! It might be a knock off but its BETTER than Sharpies. 1. It writes better. 2. ITS ACTUALLY PERMANANT! 3. Its fun! They look exactly like Shapries except they say "Skerple" on them! Thats the ONLY bad thing!! Ok? I'll add more later!

1: Look at this SHARPIE! Its AMAZING! I love it! Its permanat!
2: STUPID! Thats a knock off Sharpie! No wonder its so much better!
1: What is it then?
2: Its a SKERPLE!!
1+2: YAY SKERPLES!!

Skerples by Bekacc November 14, 2007

Swerpes 

A deadly mixture of swine flu and Herpes. Known to cause blindness, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, depression, genital warts, a mild fever and DEATH. God help us.

"Dude, I think got swerpes from that girl last night"

"OMFG!"

Swerpes by Captaingogog November 1, 2009