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Smoothbrained Skelder 

An Among Us player who always plays on the Skeld map no matter what. They are often noobs or people who leave when they aren't imposters. You will usually find them in games with only one imposter and a maximum of ten players instead of the new 15-player servers.
People who play on the Skeld are fine, but if they're a Smoothbrained Skelder then it's annoying.
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SS-Skenderberg 

SS-Skenderberg is an unoriginal, satanist, Brown-Fascist group. The reason why SS-Skenderberg is enemies to everyone because its leader cobra(bishop/Albanian-cockpleaser) who changes profile and name every 5 days so that he can evade his insecurities and homosexuality, thinks all Slavs and non-fascists are sub-human and he hates all of them equally. SS-Skenderberg leader cobra has an ego taller than the longest dick known to any living being on this Earth therefore he expects people to ask that he wants "help" or not and has a policy not to ask for help from anybody.

SS-Skenderberg members consider themselves "Fascists" despite most of them being brown (middle-east) and Asians(yellow), SS-Skenderberg members comprise RKK members, ASPD,GDR.

SS-Skenderberg show an incredible amount of autism, they proceed to mass dislike and make ripoffs to oppose anything you post, they are masters of stealing insults and intellectual property, they will even declare your own bot code as skidded and unironically search "Brown Latina porn" to fuel their porn addiction most SS-Skenderberg consider themselves as bodybuilders and attempt to LARP as they go to Gym's, Most notably their leader.

SS-Skenderberg members have no original ideas they will eventually make a copy of this definition to oppose this one because they can't take bitter truth and criticism their members are also known for being former weebs and furry lovers this hints at their autism trait.
homie 1: hey mate, I met an SS-Skenderberg member!
homie 2: what did he say?
homie1:he said he will report me for homophobia or racism and mass report me with pedo weebs!
homie 2: Don't question it simply surrender.
This is a scottish word and can mean two things; 1. In its main context this is used to describe having a red face (i.e blushing)and comes from the word skelp which basically just means slap. After a person is skelped he or she would have a red mark where the contact was made (usually the face) hence they would have a skelper. 2. This word can also be used to describe a person (usually a female) who is less than attractive
1. Youve got a pure skelper by the way. 2. Did you see the burd he pulled last night she was a skelper
skelper by fabiypt February 5, 2007

Helter Skelter

1. A Kick ass Beatles song about an amusement park ride.

2. Charles Manson's messed up belief that the world would end with a race war between blacks and whites where the blacks would kill all of the whites(Except for Manson and his "family" who would be hiding in the bottomless pit by then). Manson states that the problem with the blacks in control is that they wouldn't know what to do because all they've ever known how to do was what "whitey" tole 'em to. So they would seek out Charlie in the bottomless pit and make him king of the world.

3.Pure and total chaos.
1.
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again.
Do you, don't you want me to love you
I'm coming down fast but I'm miles above you
Tell me tell me tell me come on tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

2."Blackie won't know what to do after he's killed whitey, so he'll seek us out. When he finds us he'll be like 'massah, we don't know what to do' and I'll take blackie by the hand and rub his wooley little head and say 'it'll all be okay' and they'll make me their king." ~Charles Manson~

3.After the tickle me elmo hit the shelves it was all Helter Skelter in the shopping centers
Helter Skelter by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005

helter skelter

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."
helter skelter by keith May 13, 2005
An Albanian name, form of the name 'Alexander' (Masculine)
Have you talked to Skender on the phone recently?
Skender by Aleiz March 9, 2013

Helter-skelter 

In disorderly haste; confusedly; pell-mell.
Haphazardly.

Carelessly hurried and confused.
Haphazard.
Helter-skelter is what happens if you lit a fire cracker in a room full of animals like cats. The rapid reaction and confused haste to get the fuck out.