skeksis 

1) Large, anorexic, prehistoric-looking birds which try to prevent the Gelflings from replacing the crystal shard in the "Dark Crystal." Written and directed by Jim Henson in 1982.

2) a friend/foe which you currently do not like very much.

3) when combined with "-smurfer," one creates a euphemism for "mother-fucker."

1) " 'You know what I think? Skeksis scatter them all over place so right one don't get found.' "--From "Dark Crystal"

2) Austin is being such a skeksis bitch!

3) God!!! What a skeksis-smurfer!

skeksis by D. Shuman January 14, 2008

Skekty 

It's like lit but better.

"Hey man your shoes are so skekty"
"Haha yeah man, so are yours.

"Dude that was so skekty!!

Skekty by SkektyGuy February 13, 2019

Skeasy 

For a girl: skanky and easy

For a guy: shallow and sometimes sleasy.
(one of those guys that will dump you so that one hour later, they can go get an hj from a skeasy girl, that just happends to be friends with the ex-gf. However, after this happends. the ex-gf hates both the skeasys.)

Zach dumped Mel at 12pm. and then at 1pm he met up with Michelle (a brazillian biitch) at the tennis courts of Southern Village, where she proceeded to give him five handjobs. Mel now hates both Zach and Michelle because they are so skeasy.

Skeasy by shesaskeasybtch December 9, 2005

seksy 

Alternate spelling for sexy

Damn that girl is seksy!

seksy by twenty5 July 12, 2004

Skeksi 

A Gross touchy feely Older Man That tries to hook up with younger women.

"Ewww That Skeksie over there was hitting on me hard core!"

Skeksi by Jupinoops April 21, 2008

skekses

1) Large, anorexic, prehistoric-looking birds which try to prevent the Gelflings from replacing the crystal shard in the "Dark Crystal." Written and directed by Jim Henson in 1982.

2) a friend/foe which you currently do not like very much.

3) when combined with "-smurfer," one creates a euphemism for "mother-fucker."

1) " 'You know what I think? Skekses scatter them all over place so right one don't get found.' "--From "Dark Crystal"

2) Austin is being such a skekses bitch!

3) God!!! What a skekses-smurfer!

skekses by D. Shuman January 14, 2008

skekses

-they're not actually anorexic. they had an epic feast, they're just skinny. they are self conscious about their weight, and they would appreciate not being made fun of you racist scum. this needs to stop, i dont like all the put downs. its making me sick to my stomach.

"TRIAL BY STONE!!" said the skekses

skekses by hte dark knoght August 25, 2009