skeeturd 

To ejaculate during or after anal.
Cum mixed with turd.

Joe did you just skeeturd on Coreo?

skeeturd by Wukowski September 16, 2011

skeeterdick

a very small, thin marijuana cigarette that may resembles a mosquito's penis if a mosquito had a penis

"All I have is enough weed to roll a skeeterdick."

skeeterdick by setherc September 17, 2004

Skeetard 

Someone being ULTRA RETARDED without remorse

"Dude, your such a skeetard"

Skeetard by Cotton kid June 5, 2014

skeeterd 

skeeterd- when someone has been up to long or to high on coke

Man you look skeeterd out.

skeeterd by downtownhunterbrown January 20, 2009