(n) a crusty rag, handkerchief, or cloth kept at the side of one's bed to collect ejaculatory liquids (come, cum, jizz, skeet).

(adj) someone who is a total tool (see asshole) to everyone and everything.
(n) "Don't blow your nose on that, that's my skeet-rag"

(adj) "God, your such a skeet-rag"
by :| ? December 19, 2009
Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.
My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.
by deweyd8855 August 09, 2009
a dirty, skanky, slutty, whored-out, triflin' female.
"Did ya'll hear about Eileen? That hoe got a train ran on her ass! She ain't nothin but a skeet rag!"
by Ashley Morrow October 29, 2007

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