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Skeeterman
Someone who assumes anothers identity and or lifestyle to reap the rewards of other's hard work.
aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.
In particular to claim military honors not earned.
aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.
In particular to claim military honors not earned.
Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."
He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
Skeeterman by Schnugg September 24, 2007
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Skeeter Jean
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Skeeter Jean by Jackie Jaun February 3, 2022
Floppy Skeeter
When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".
Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
Floppy Skeeter by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013
Early Skeeter
1. A Premature Ejaculator
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
Early Skeeter by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
Uncle Skeeter
An Uncle Skeeter is one who skeets while at someone else's house. Looked down upon as strange by many people, but most "Uncle Skeeter"s just enjoy masturbating in a place away from home, it brings more pleasure for them.
-Damn, I just found out that Sasman jerked-off at my house yesterday
-Dude, I knew he's an Uncle Skeeter!!!
-Dude, I knew he's an Uncle Skeeter!!!
Uncle Skeeter by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005