Spedulent 

When something is awesome or shocking, but in a very retarded or sped-like way. Person or things involved in it may or may not personally be of an entirely retarded nature.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see Sam fingerpaint a penis on the wall using his own shit?
Guy 2: Yeah dude! It was spedulent!

Spedulent by PoliticallyErect November 30, 2022

right-heavy scedule 

n. a scedule with more appointments and events on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, as opposed to the other .

Man, I have a right-heavy scedule. Party Friday, trip to my mom's place Friday, flight Saturday, my kid's piano recital Sunday...

right-heavy scedule by T2master November 13, 2007

Skedula

Website designed to tear families apart by showing inaccurate grades that have been entered into the system incorrectly by your clueless, old-lady, English teacher. Website to make any nerd self-conscious or paranoid. Those red colored bars will overrule the beauty of the blue. Until you are a second term senior, those grades will haunt you as you attempt to sleep for 45 minutes after doing 8 hours of homework.

"I checked Skedula last night Timmy! Yo bumass got a 64 in English! Get yo shit togethah before i gotta slap you Timmy!"

"I hope my mom doesn't look at Skedula tonight, I did very poorly on that math exam..."

Skedula by lollipopohlollipop May 16, 2016

skeddled 

When you’re super confused, like, super confused.

Guy #1: Who was the first president, yes or no?
Guy #2: Do what now? You got me skeddled to the point of no coming back!

skeddled by boy wonder69 May 7, 2021

skidule

Da list of events relating to slip-sliding around uncontrollably.

I headed out for a bulk-groceries shopping-trip in da early-dawn hours to avoid rush-hour traffic, but then I encountered periodic sparklies en route; said crystally coatings forced me to slow way down to lessen da chance of ending up in da ditch somewhere, which of course would definitely not have been on da skidule. I did still make it to da supermarket before da morning rush, but it was kinda scary driving there till da sun had been up a while.

skidule by QuacksO May 21, 2022

skedole 

used as either an informal or formal greeting. it can also be used to show happiness or excitement.

one friend asks, “boys, do you want to go to the dairy”
other friend replies, “that would be great, skedole!”

or.

“yay skedole, RLR”

skedole by admiral skedole was here March 25, 2025

Schleep sedule

A slightly garbled up version of "sleep schedule" to express your tiredness.
Alternatively this can be used as a way to imply that you or someone else have a horrible sleep schedule that needs to be fixed.

When you know someone has been pulling too many all-nighters or generally doesn't sleep at consistent times, you'd tell them to fix their schleep sedule.

Person 1: "Dude you look tired, shouldn't you sleep?"

Person 2: "I gotta fix my *schleep sedule*, last night I went to bed at 5 AM."

Example 2

Person 1 (Tired): Has big bags under his eyes and looks like he's about to fall over.

Person 2: "Go to bed man, fix your schleep sedule."

Schleep sedule by C_Corpze October 26, 2024