swazzaled

To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.

swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011

skazapo 

a skazapo is a person who's brain cells are in the negative

jim is being a skazapo at the moment

skazapo by code098 June 2, 2020

Sazza G 

The most laddish person alive. They are normally a massive gangster.

Look at that girl across there. She is one massive Sazza G.

Sazza G by Sazza G December 19, 2011

Sazzal 

A female specimen who resembles a blonde bomshell on the exterior but is in reality an excellent scientist who can whip up a gene sequence in the blink of an eye.

Oh my god did you SEE the test tube that babe just made? she is such a Sazzal.

Sazzal by Ranfee October 9, 2009

Spazzasaur

Someone who can only be described as a mix between a spazz and dinosaur because of their stupendous awesomeness
Usually spazzes-out in the middle of crowded areas, dead silences, so on. Will start random conversations that have nothing to do with what was said beforehand. Pretty much, the greatest friend someone could ask for. ^^
Could also be described as a ditz or ditzy

General Conversation with a Spazzasaur

Person1: Hey, how do you think you did on that test?
Person2: I don't know.
Person1: It seemed pretty hard. Like that one-
Person2: Can apples think? What would they think about if they could? I bet they'd think about smart stuff, like why goldfish are gold but they're not really gold its more of an orangeish shiny color god I love shiny things don't you OMYFUCKINGJESUS!!!THERESABEE!!!!!GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY!!
(dead silence)

Person1: ... what?

Spazzasaur by Jynxed April 24, 2009

Skizzard 

A cross between a skunk and a lizard, are often rainbow colored and only show themselves when you are high. They like throwing rocks.

"Oh my god the skizzards are chasing me!!!"

Skizzard by Lexxi & Emily May 16, 2005

Sazza 

The Goddess of EVERYTHING. Like not even joking...

All hail Sazza and all the good she does for the world!

Sazza by Clarissa Hunt April 16, 2013