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skatetarded 

Someone who watches people skate and can talk about it till the cows come home, but who really has no idea whatsoever how to skate.

Also, a skater who has no capability for judgement of distances and obstacles as dictated by their own skill.
1) I love skates and my guy can skateboard witht he best of them, but I'm completely skatetarded.

2) That idiot only broke his ankle because he's skatetarded and didn't realize that his skill level prevents him from sticking nine-flat-nine stairwell jumps.
skatetarded by Pixie Stix October 7, 2007
a pretty ass girl she is SLIM THICKKKK and she is really funny and amazing
kateland is so pretty like damn

Zombies in spaceland

The launch map for call of duty: infinite warfares zombies mode (which was taken from the black ops series) and it isn't as good as black ops zombies because it wasn't made by treyarch but it's still pretty fun
P1: I just got IW
P2: Wanna play zombies in spaceland
P1: sure
P2: Let's go
Zombies in spaceland by Puppetlad November 2, 2020

skaterade 

a drink like red bull and gatorade except it doesnt taste like urine like red bull does, made especillay for skateboarders.
"dude, i chugged a gallon of skaterade after goin to the sk8park"
skaterade by Matt Murphy August 26, 2005

skaterade 

Gatorade, Powerade or any sports drink is mixed with methamphetamine or amphetamine (dope,shit,speed)
yeaterday at the sk8park i drank some skaterade.
skaterade by jackson, j May 15, 2006
Kateland is a unique person. While she is very creative and friendly, she is also cunning and manipulative. Kateland is a good friend and always there when you need her, no matter what. Some of the stories Kateland tells are exaggerated, and should not always be believed. Kateland is smart and funny, but overconfident. She may come off to other people as cocky or self-centered, but she has good intentions.
I don't know if I should believe your story, it sounds like something Kateland would say.
Kateland by kklaboosh May 1, 2011