Shirtballs 

When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.

"Pardon me, sir... Seems as if your Shirtballs have slipped out again..."

Shirtballs by Racer XXX February 3, 2019

Scartball 

Scartball is a sport invented in the late 90s in Boone, North Carolina. The Scartball in question is a Wal-Mart toy-section style fun-ball, usually found in those giant bins with shrek or barbie or something on them. Scartball is played on a tennis (scartball) court. The use of hands is not allowed, although the use of whiskey is encouraged. Games are played to 11, and you must win by 2 points.

Let's head up to the swim complex and bust out some scartball.

Scartball by Rgasm May 2, 2009

shortball 

This phrase comes from cricket terminology. In cricket, a shortball is a fast, rising delivery that causes discomfort to the batsman, and can sometimes result in an injury from being struck by the ball.

In social situations, a short ball can be most loosely defined as anything that causes annoyance, discomfort, or rejection.

Sometimes, when saying "Shortball!', people use an accompanying hand action as if to fend the ball away from their chin, similar to a batsman in cricket. Experienced shortballers sometimes only perform the hand action without saying the word, or just abbreviate the phrase to "Short!"

1: "Hey mate, are you coming to the pub tonight?"
2: "No mate, I have to watch some paint dry at my house"
1: "Shortball there"

1: "Dude, I got locked outside and had to sleep in the snow!"
2: "Shortball there"

1: "So I got back to her place, and she just wanted to watch movies and talk about feelings!"
2: "Shortball"

shortball by hammo1405 March 4, 2011

Swatball

A game played by two people sitting about seven feet apart seeing how many times they can hit a foam stress ball back and forth without letting it touch the ground.

"Hey Simone, want to play some Swatball?"

Swatball by The Other White Dude February 17, 2008

snarfball 

A game of pool that involves many dollar bills. The rules of the game are as follows: The balls must be pocketed in order from 1 to 15. If the shooter does not hit the next ball in order FIRST then he must put a dollar on the table, anywhere, and in any form. The ball does not have to be pocketed, just as long as the next ball in line is hit first before anything else. A scratch results in a dollar being put on the table. Hitting the wrong ball in order results in a dollar being put on the table. Person to pocket the last ball wins the amount of dollars on the tables.

Wanna play snarfball tonight?
Sure.

snarfball by jameslegs March 13, 2011

Skirtbail 

(Adjective) when you trip on your skirt.

She skirtbailed on the sidewalk.

Skirtbail by Your-Bovine May 1, 2020

sharball 

A shitty excuse for a packaged piece of software (as opposed to an RPM, DPKG, etc.), commonly used to describe the proprietary garbage that is deployed by commercial third-parties.

Nvidia gave me this half-assed sharball to install on my Linux box.

sharball by lemurdude August 6, 2008