skankmaster
An Australian cattledog with a predilection for climbing into garbage cans and eating obnoxious, nasty stuff.
skankmaster by thingoneandthingtwo May 10, 2010
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skankscuse
When the skank of the office calls in sick, ususally on Mondays, with a hangover. But her excuse is "my stomach is giving me fits"- hangover, "my back is killing me"- gave too many BJs last night, or "I'm gonna try to make it to the doctor"-probably has ANOTHER infectious disease.
Bob: What skankscuse did Shay-shay use today?
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!
skankscuse by Focier October 9, 2014
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skankous
a person who by definition is skanky ie: scummy and manky.. this could be by physical apperance and hygiene, or by the actions, by way of low morals
she will sleep with any man, she is a total skankous...
or
he hasnt washed himself in weeks, what a filthy skankous
or
he hasnt washed himself in weeks, what a filthy skankous
Skankymuffin
A person who is not necessarily pretty, yet dresses slutty. A person who performs acts that are "Skanky" such as: Making out with someone you're not going out with, Perpetuating an aura of sluttiness, Or if the above are not present; carries the title of slut or whore. People who are sluts and whores can also be labeled as Skankymuffins.
A. God that Skankymuffin Sammy would not stop making out with Ryan!
B. you can feel how Skanky muffin that girl is when she walks next to you.
B. you can feel how Skanky muffin that girl is when she walks next to you.
Skankymuffin by Taylor+Alex June 25, 2008
Skankamuffin
A girl normally 12-17 who dresses and acts slutty out of naivety, usually tries to act way older than she is and will tell whoever will believe her that shes 18 when she is NOT legal. But is just adorable to people that know better.
Person #1: Look at that little girl wearing all that makeup and low cut shirt with her A cup bra showing.
Person #2: Aww aint she cute, the little skankamuffin.
Person #2: Aww aint she cute, the little skankamuffin.
Skankamuffin by Jason f%ckin Elliott December 27, 2008
skankitis
1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.
2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
Halloween Skankitis:
COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
skankitis by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009