When the skank of
the office calls in sick, ususally on Mondays, with a hangover. But her
excuse is "my stomach is giving me fits"- hangover, "my back is killing me"- gave too many BJs last night, or "I'm gonna try to make it to the
doctor"-probably has ANOTHER infectious disease.
Bob: What skankscuse did
Shay-shay use today?
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful
day today!