skampe 

A nickname reserved only for the best specimen of the male species, can also be made into the adjective skampetastic to describe the most enjoyable of experiences

...last night was the most skampetastic night of my life!

skampe by n00ber September 21, 2006

v card stamped 

the act of taking someone's virginity

"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"

v card stamped by pistolpj June 22, 2009

Turdal stampede 

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

Turdal stampede by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Hairy Stamper 

When the male ejaculates on a woman's chest and presses his pubic hair on the ejaculant and creates a stamp mark on the woman's head with the jizz as ink and the pubes as a stamp.

"I didn't have enough jizz to do a hairy stamper with my girl friend."

Hairy Stamper by Rawbeesea February 22, 2010

Skampiz 

An individual who beholds the qualities of a skampiz. He/she is just "that guy." You know them when you see them.

Did you meet Ray? Absolute Skampiz amirite?

Skampiz by YubYub the Kool April 12, 2019

Mushroom Stampede 

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

Mushroom Stampede by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010

scamperton 

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

scamperton by Deano007 December 24, 2008