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Pretending to take a Selfie but instead actually talking a picture of an unsuspecting victim in the background
Sam on the train texting Tom

Sam: Hey Tom this hot girl just got on the train and shes sitting across from me
Tom: Quick get a Stalkie
Sam: Got it, hang on a sec ill send it to you
Sam gets toms Stalkie
Sam: Nice man, shes a hottie, you should go speak to her
Stalkie by weaby12 October 22, 2013
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Skalking 

Endless hours of teleconferencing on Skype! Term coined by start-up biotech, BioAegis Therapeutics.
One is skalking when they participate in endless hours of teleconferencing using skype. Virtual meetings that never end, complete with bio and lunch breaks!
Skalking by susanowm October 6, 2011

Stalkie Talkie 

A mobile phone loaded with facebook places, foursquare or another application capable of transmitting your GPS.
Mary had her stalkie talkie with her at the mall, and this allowed her creepy lab partner to follow her the entire day at a discreet distance.
Stalkie Talkie by MrVertigo September 16, 2010

Skankie Cow 

A girl who needs to find a man with no standards. She immediately alienates every woman she meets and believes that the best way to lure a guy is to wear her ankles as earrings.
Son : I met my old girlfriend Carol the other day.
Mother : that Skankie cow?
Skankie Cow by wilson68852 October 24, 2010
Defenition: something that’s unliked and unwanted e.g. that haircut is the skankiest

That’s the skankiest car ever
E.g. that television is the skankiest
Skankiest by Brendan North March 10, 2018
A skank, but smaller. Generally, skankies are under (or appear to be under) the age of 16. They are well known for short skirts, Ugg boots, and obscene amounts of liberally applied facial makeup.
"Dude, I went to the Commons last night...skankies everywhere!"

"Yeah, Martin's sister is such a skankie. I swear I saw her ass popping out of that skirt. It was gross."
skankie by Marcus July 14, 2008
Derogatory name for the New York Yankees.
The Skankies have purchased the vast majority of thier World Series amd used PEDs to win the others. SMH @ Skankie fans.
Skankies by Lanzerillo May 23, 2018