skainzzled

adjective. way too drunk in a crazy manner, usually involves partial blackout

Typically, the order from least to most drunk goes as follows: buzzed, slightly drunk, drunk, smashed, wasted, skainzzled, jangled, dead of alcohol poisoning

Billy: How many different tables did I dance on last night?

Jaime: Nineteen; you were skainzzled.

skainzzled by Be Easy March 15, 2013

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Skazzled

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something

Skazzy saw Barry's legs on twitter, and he was pretty skazzled!

Skazzled by SuperM789 February 15, 2020

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Skrizzled

1.Out of the normal mindset, due to the aftermath of narcotics and alcohol.

2.Having just gotten a large lump sum of cash.

1. Yo bro, them 3 Jaeger Bombs, 4 Bong Hits and 666 lines got me skrizzled.

2. We robbed a bank, got skrizzled, and got a Q P.

Skrizzled by SkrizillaMyNilla January 24, 2009

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skizzzledick

The STD one gets after a night of heavy duty skank-tubing with three hookers. Three filthy, filthy hookers.

Oh man, I should have known when to stop...

Why?

That third hooker, she gave me the skizzzledick.

skizzzledick by 29thdog March 24, 2010

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Skazzled

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something

Skazzy saw two women kissing in Push the button, and he was pretty skazzled!

Skazzled by SuperM789 March 19, 2020

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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