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ska-douche

ska-douche created mid-2000 era by reminants of metropolitian towns on the north-west coast of the united states. this word was developed to be the ultra-word that covers the use of words such as; stoops, kook, blowin it, lame, gay, douche bag, fag nuts, nut face, dildo spray, retartd, zebratard, ect....
(pronounced; ska_douche)
usage; your friends does something stupid.....you say "SKA-DOUCHE!!!!"
ska-douche by caleb Sutherland February 9, 2007
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Ska douche canoe 

Duh, bye ;like hello, is anybody home?Notifying the individual expressing verbage that your done, but trying to be abruptly absent. Gots to go. Tata for now.
Don’t ever contact me again. Speaking to someone who said something that was life threatening or unlogical, suggesting harm or dumb shit. And your opting out.
Guy: so are you looking for someone who actually is into responsibilities?
Chick: ska douche canoe

Guy #1: why don’t we hangout in the ice fishing spot, probably the tempature huh?
Guy #2: ska douche canoe

skadouch 

a word that basically i just blew your mind or something is about to explode
person 1: *argue* *argue* *argue*

person 2: *arguing and stating a point to where the other person has absolutely no responce.*

person 1:.....

person 2: SKADOUCH!!!

Skadouche 

Anything and everything. Skadouche originally came from Kung Fu Panda but has expanded into a word of unlimited meanings. It can be an adjective, noun, verb, adverb (anything!). One just simply replaces any word with a form of skadouche and hilarity ensues.
1. He skadouched in my eye!
2. That dude is a skadouchebag
3. Skadouche me later!
4. Lets skadouche
5. that was skadouchin awesome
6. I was skadouching with kyle last night and then he skadouchin left to pick up some more skadouche.
Skadouche by KVVA June 23, 2008

skadouchbag

When someone does something awesome, but continues to milk it for more than it is worth. When your friend gets an amazing kill in a Modern Warfare and continues to brag about it.
Guy 1: Dude did you see that I got a head-shot on that guy from across the map.

Guy 2: Yeah that was awesome!

Five minutes later...

Guy 1: Did you see that awesome kill earlier from across the...

Guy 2: Don't be a skadouchbag
skadouchbag by Wolfwitz January 30, 2010

Skadouchebag 

Weirdo, crazy, creepy, needy and mosty just do not want a “skadouchebag” anywhere near me.
Get away from me you skadouchebag.
Skadouchebag by Mr_NeverWrong December 22, 2018

skadouche 

a word used when in the presence of a panda using kung fu.

or

when a BURN is given, its the expression you say there after.
"Not the finger hold! You're bluffing.
I figured it out.
Skadouche."

or

"At least my phone isn't as ugly as your face. ohhh you've just been Skadouched."
skadouche by ChanClair June 12, 2008