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Sixty Eight 

like sixty nine but she blows you and you owe her one
Jane gave me a sixty eight for my birthday
Sixty Eight by jrky March 3, 2009

Sixteen Candles 

A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.
Girl- "I just saw Sixteen Candles today."
Friend- "And?"
Girl- "I want my own Jake Ryan."

Sixty minute man 

A person, usually a man, who possesses the ability to perform sex without orgasm for a full sixty minutes, often much longer. Comes from the song "Sixty Minute Man,' recorded by the Dominoes in 1951, and numerous other artists since then.

Sixty minute men are very popular with women who appreciate prolonged lovemaking.
Gary is a total sixty minute man, and he gets all the pussy he wants.
Sixty minute man by 60 minute man August 20, 2011

The Senior Sixty 

The ultimate pre gaming for the notorious freshman fifteen.
Dave: Dude have you seen Alans sister recently? She put on a lot of weight before college.

Ron: Yeah man, forget the freshman fifteen, she went full send on the senior sixty!
The Senior Sixty by GT_v1 March 1, 2018
A guy from Sweden who thinks to much about himself and and gets a boner by looking in a mirror.
Wants to get a mirror above his bed so he can look at himself and not the girl while having sex.
Loves Fortnite and calls himself the FORTNITE KING! But he's actually kinda trash...
It is useless to fight against it so if by any chance a werewolf wanted to have sex with him, he would make the best out of the situation and not struggle.
That Sixten surly would take that werewolf cock hard, if he had to!

my super sweet sixteen 

A show on MTV where spoiled brats waste their parents' hard-earned money on $200,000 parties, renting out clubs and being as vain, self-centered, and selfish as humanly possible.
"I saw an ad for children starving in Africa. Then the show My Super Sweet Sixteen came on and I promptly vomited in disgust."