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I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed 

The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).
You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.
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disappointed 

feeling let down by an asshole who never stays true to their words. Sad Upset
She's disappointed because her boyfriend broke up with her rather than introduce her to his family.
disappointed by fataLexO May 7, 2008

disappointed Dusty 

Masturbating. This is in reference to the Dusty Rhodes (former WWE wrestler) ad campaign where he says “Don’t be silly...Don’t play with your Willy “ on behalf of the American Board for Sexual Wellbeing.
“What did you do when your girl cancelled on you?”
Let’s just say, I disappointed Dusty.”

DISAPPOINTED 

when you wake up for a dream but it takes you a while to realize it was just a dream. Then you get mad.
Wait, where did that picture go. AWW FUCK I'M SO DISAPPOINTED!

I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed. 

Your father stands in the corner of the room. As you gaze into his eyes you contemplate the strike of the leather you receive for snorting your grandmother's ashes. He waits. He only says the obligatory phrase "I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed." you never speak of the moment again...
Son, I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.

disappointed 

When you actually believe a Cleveland team would actually win
I was disappointed when the Cavs lost the game

Disappointed 

What your parents are the morning after you snuck out of the house to a rave, and got brought home naked wasted by the cops.
Girl 1: *Slurs words* I'm sorry.

Mom: Sorry will never be enough. Your father and i are disappointed in you, and we will make you feel like shit and hella guilty, because you are the worst child ever. *Voice of satan* YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!!!!.

Father: Yeah, exactly what your mother says.

Girl 1: I need another drink if this is what my life will be like for the next few years til i'm 18.
Disappointed by Blahblah86 June 23, 2009