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Sir I’s-A-Freak Newton 

when someone is smart and kinky
wow, you’re into bdsm and physics? you’re a real sir i’s-a-freak newton.

may i take your hat sir

As one of the greatest philosophers of this generation, Patrick Star, uttered yet another magnificent phrase of wisdom. Growing up in a poor family, Mr. Star was forced to take on many low income jobs, where he must take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner. The hat in this famous spoken poetry that Mr. Star would take from these men, actually was a symbol that he used to represent the struggle of diligent working men with large families and low income. Mr. Star is currently running for president in the United States presidential election 2016.
"You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir? May I take your HAT, sir? May I tak-"

I'm sorry sir

The best thing to say in a bad situation.
Example 1

male boss: I've been hearing about inappropriate rumors about my wife with you as the leader.
guy: So?
male boss: (angrily says), I can have you fired for this!
guy: I'm sorry sir.

male boss: (sighs): It's okay.

Example 2:

male cop: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
guy: (confused) Wha?
male cop: Sir, I can smell alcohol in your breath.
guy: (starts) Wait, there is a reasonable expla-
male cop: Sir, you're coming with me.
guy: (quickly says) I'm sorry sir.
male cop: It's okay, just don't do that again.

Example 3:

woman accidentally walks into guy.
woman: I'm sorry.
guy: Hey, watch it!
woman: look, I've already said I'm sorry!
guy: Take a hike!
woman: (cracks knuckles and approaches him): Excuse me?
guy: (looks down, faking to be ashamed) I'm sorry sir.
woman: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
guy: (runs away)
I'm sorry sir by Blueplayer90 November 16, 2011

Sir John A. MacDonald C.I. 

A high school located in Scaborough, Ontario. Also known as Mac. Made unknown thanks to the Asian population that attends this school. The white kids that reach are all pussies that sleep around and the Asian kids are all fobs that enjoy anime and shit. Located near Lam.
guy: wuh school u reach baby?
girl: sir john a. macdonald c.i.
guy: wheres dat?
girl: in scarbz, near lam
guy: ohh, never heard of it
girl: most people haven't... it's filled with fobs and sluz

Hello sir, I like to eat face 

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.
Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!

May I take your hat sir? 

The question asked to anyone displaying extreme stupidity,unintelligent,or un-ruly has to be be dealt with in the most appropriate matter.
Since Jamal thought slapping the ass of Tyrone's girl was funny, Tyrone came over and said "May I take your hat sir?" and proceeded to beat the day light out of Jamal.