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sir douchebag 

A douchebag of high douchebaggery in the feudal world that often kidnaps a princess(of his own kingdom) instead of saving one. In the modern age though, a sir douchebag just has extremely douchebaggy-like qualities, but higher than that of a regular douchebag and lower than that of prince douchebag.
Douchebag: Okay, I beat up those first graders and took their lunch money so that way I could afford enough money to buy an Xbox One and show off my wealth with it even though the PS4 runs more powerful at a lower price.

King Douchebag: Good, I now promote you to sir douchebag!
sir douchebag by Derp Man March 28, 2014

Sir Douchealot 

If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.
"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."

"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."
Sir Douchealot by elcaballo23 December 22, 2008

Sir Douchbag

Someone who hits on you after his date goes to the bathroom.
That Sir Douchbag asked me to add him on Snapchat while his date was in the bathroom.
Sir Douchbag by mgasol September 27, 2020