2 definitions by elcaballo23

If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.
"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."

"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."
by elcaballo23 December 20, 2008
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When one girl assumes the crab position facing up, another girl eats her out while standing over her on all fours, creating a bridge-like structure, and you piss all over both of them.
Things escalated quickly last night when me and the girls went from playing a casual game of Twister to performing a Golden Gate shower
by elcaballo23 February 27, 2014
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