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The Winking Skeever 

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

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A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.
That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!
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skeever beaver 

A vagina that is absurdly dirty, abused, sloppy, and loose.
Yo, I bet Angelina Jolie has a skeever beaver.
skeever beaver by Jumoma June 3, 2006
Speevers is a pro skemmer and has the best boyfriend in the world
Who is that really cool dude?

Me: speevers
Speevers by Speevers April 17, 2021
A person that creeps or awkwardly lurks about, usually in a pedophile sort of way. Someone who also makes crude or awkward comments that make others feel uncomfortable in a group.
Jessica: That guy is watching us through have sex through the window.
James: He's such a skeever!
Skeever by Kaka8 October 30, 2010
A person who tries to get the most out of every situation even though he/she is not entitled to it or contributes enough to deserve it.
"Dude, you're gonna take 4 hits off the joint and pretend like I didn't notice even though you didn't throw money for bud? Stop being a skeever."

Skeever: "Fuck, they're catching on... maybe if I buy the dutch it'll throw them off."
Skeever by Planet Paul October 11, 2012
Gods creation of the most bad ass people on this planet. If you are a skeever, you are apart of a special group of people superior to the rest of humanity. Skeevers do what they want, when they want. Skeevers never say no to a sesh and will never stop.
Skeevers gotta skeeve.

Skeevers never fall.
SKEEVER by Skeever #2 September 19, 2017

winking skeever

A derogatory term for the anus of any living creature or similar depiction thereof.
Trey's winking skeever has seen many a hard man.
winking skeever by Tofutakahashi November 23, 2011