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Roblox Simulators 

Rushed trash games on the online kids platform Roblox. These games are cancerous and just want your money. This is in the top five things not to spend your money on. Say someone made a simulator, what could they call it? Lets say they call it "fire simulator" you can literally take any word and make it into a simulator. Lets say in fire simulator you light fires or something, and you are supposed to light more fires to level up, and theres always a bag of some sort you have to buy with the in -game currency. And theirs the shop, things get harder and harder to get so the player wants to level up faster, so whats the solution, the robux shop. And here is overpriced trash game passes that the money hungry developers want. Theres always like 15 game passes on every simulator. The icons look like they are having so much fun, in reality, and come in and see lifeless and soulless people spamming for hours in their home not getting job, but instead playing rob lox simulators and wasting their life sayings on them. The roblox simulators are pay to win, they have robux pets at like 500 robux or something, like 6 dollars for an online virtual pet. But you still see people begging for money to get an virtual pet that gives you boosts in a fire simulator. The developers make a discord server and have a ton of fans celebrating their success on a simulator. The devs are happy that they made a pay to win game. To make a definition short : trash games that want your money.
Person 1: hey what are you playing today?
Person 2: Oh im just spending 3000 robux on an virtual pet in roblox.
Person 1: Don't spend all your money on roblox simulators
Roblox Simulators by joey65890 October 22, 2020
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japanese dating simulators 

what desperate n00bs and nerds turn to when they eventually realize that they are never gonna get a girlfriend.
Mother "Eduardo, what ae you doing? It's time for dinner"
Eduardo Mom, can you just save it for later. I'm playing my Japanese dating simulator.
Mother "Not again, I thought we had this talk"

roblox simulators 

regular player: plays the game for free for 5 hours and gets to lvl 5

rich man: spends 5000 robux and gets to lvl 99999 on roblox simulators
roblox simulators by joey65890 July 28, 2021

silly simulator 

the only game were you can get beat up constantly without getting mad

hat simulator 

A first person shooter made by Valve Industries to make money
"What were you doing last night?"

"TF2"

"You mean that hat game?"

"Its not all about hats"

"The game is basically a hat simulator"

Goat Simulator 

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.
I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.

Tuber simulator 

A still relevant game for mobiles and the game is available for free and that’s a great price
WHHHHAAATTTT!!! You’ve never played tuber simulator??
-PewDiePie