The blonde-haired boy dogged the boys because every time we go out he decides to get his dick wet instead of kicking back with the boys, he is now and forever will be branded a simpleton.
by THENUMBERONESIMP March 29, 2020
Any individual who has an intelligence below yours. Usually used to described bums, uncomplicated and simple individuals, along with a great majority of the female population.
by Marc Christian August 2, 2008
simpleton is the ultimate and final form of simp. being a simpleton is accomplishing something that i never thought could be accomplished. this means that you are able to skillfully simp so amazingly that she actually turns into your friend. let’s not be hasty here, originally she dismisses your subtle yet completely obvious forms of compliments. but she overlooks that and becomes one of your closest friends. one of the main examples is sleek veek. he sets the bar for us all. he is truly the master simpleton
*boy and girl walk past*
Boy 1: wait doesn’t he like her?
Boy 2: nah he’s just a simpleton, they’re friends now
Boy 1: wait doesn’t he like her?
Boy 2: nah he’s just a simpleton, they’re friends now
by fish bish May 6, 2020
One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored
Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
by Clint K April 16, 2008
It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl
by CharlESee June 28, 2022
One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored
Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
by Clint K April 15, 2008
A not so intelligent and attractive woman who has silicon implants. Popularized by Alan Harper of Two and a Half men.
Charlie: "There was a time when it (his trick) would've worked."
Alan: "Yeah, back when you were dating Silicon simpletons"
Alan: "Yeah, back when you were dating Silicon simpletons"
by novicen00b January 10, 2011