1 definition by novicen00b

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A not so intelligent and attractive woman who has silicon implants. Popularized by Alan Harper of Two and a Half men.
Charlie: "There was a time when it (his trick) would've worked."

Alan: "Yeah, back when you were dating Silicon simpletons"
by novicen00b January 10, 2011

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