My simpies

My sympathies but ur stoned

"Owch, I stubbed my toe!"

" My simpies dude"

My simpies by Jennyfish February 9, 2024

Simpnest 

The culmination of the simp feelings you have from something or someone.

Sir, you have attacked my simpnest. I challenge you to a duel, Yu-Gi-Oh decks at dawn!

Simpnest by CheffBenny June 16, 2021

Simpess 

the female equivalent of a simp. she overvalues men who treat her horribly.

Brittney is a simpess, her boyfriend has cheated on her 3 times now and she's still with him.

Simpess by skzhskshsksknz March 12, 2020

Simpism 

A social ideology where a singular human is obsessed with the feeling of flirting (or being) with women that are already in a relationship, or are multiple tiers above their level, but refuses to confess their love for them. This ideology usually resides within people of the name Talon.

“Damn, Talon is the leader of the Simpism ideology I swear.”

“Shut up, i’m not a simp! Anyway,” turns to female.
“Your boyfriend said that? I would never do that to any woman, ever!”

Simpism by young bumpkin November 7, 2019

Simpist 

A simpist is someone who goes over the line of simping HARDCORE basically if you took simp+simp and added them you would get a simpist, they tend to simp soooo hard until they get nudes once they acquire the nudes they ghost the girl and move on to next subject

"That dude Juan is a simpist ong"

Simpist by NorthRug November 13, 2020

simpiest 

when someone reaches peak-simp, they become the simpiest within a group of individuals

Kay: hey did you hear about KC?
Sam: Yeah, I heard she's the simpiest in the whole school.

simpiest by thoughtty August 4, 2020

Simpistan 

India

A: whose side are you on? Pakistan or simpistan

B: I say we nuke them at the same time

Simpistan by 6kidlover9 October 27, 2021