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to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic
i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!
Simoned by Paul February 8, 2004
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sconhead 

Liverpool slang. A derogatory term for a person with an oddly shaped, top-heavy, deformed or poorly hair-dressed head - resembling a scone. (The correct scouse pronunciation of "scone" rhymes with "one", not "cone" which is more typical.
(Boy on a school playground to a poor victimized young chap with a misshapen head -) "SCONHEAD!!!"
sconhead by alan the wordsmith January 3, 2008

Sirenhead 

When you're getting the good suck and you let out a screech like the howls of the damned.
Bro 1: "Bro what the heck was that noise?"
Bro 2: "Dang bro sounds like someone's gettin some Sirenhead"
Sirenhead by gusbushipthrust May 23, 2020

simphead23

“Simphead23 posted this awesome video today!! Did you check it out???”
When a joke or sarcastic comment is taken too literally/seriously.
'I dont think the Americans should be blamed. I mean they never interfere with others.'

"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"

'oooooooooh u got simoned'
simoned by mofobitchass July 7, 2005

Simonbradshaw

the worse, most extereme case of violent diarrehea one can imagine,usually accompanied by a foul almost inhuman stench. Often induces nausea and vomitting.
Oh man I had the worse case of simonbradshaw lastnight.
Simonbradshaw by dontfkwitme October 20, 2008