silience 

Silly silence. A misunderstanding leading to silence....usually through some electronic means of communication leading to waiting an inordinate amount of time for a reply text/email.

Mom: Are you hungry?
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?

This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.

silience by cdafox August 3, 2011

the silence is deafening 

When way up in the mountains with no sounds, the silence does indeed get to be screamingly loud & deafening!

I doubted what I heard about the silence is deafening until I experienced it firsthand. What an amazing phenomena!

the silence is deafening by Starchylde May 24, 2016

Silence wench 

Either you want to be monke or you just want to be happy

girl: and if you choose the 30 dollar subscript-
me: Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy

Silence wench by PsychoTurtle990 February 23, 2021

companionable silence 

To be able to sit comfortably with another without the need to speak.

A couple sat on the couch, each reading their own books quietly & contentedly in companionable silence.

companionable silence by pink stars October 18, 2010

Gay silence 

When people start talking about straight stuff and you’re totally gay but no one knows it even though you’d think it’d be pretty obvious by now so you’re just sitting there like yeah cool guys—it’s like an inside joke with yourself.

Practically invented by Jodie Foster

“What kind of fella would you like?”
*gay silence*

Gay silence by Hallohillo July 22, 2019

The Silence 

The Silence was a... wait, why was I typing this again?

Whats "The Silence"?

The Silence by GurrenUnplug June 19, 2013

pregnant silence 

The sort of silence you get when someone's fucked.

Alice: Okay, our final project's due tomorrow. Can I see your half?
Bob: ...I didn't do it.
*Pregnant silence*

pregnant silence by lukebn July 27, 2010