silent moment

when someone says something either completely outrageous, stupid, or way off topic or subject that it lead to a temporary moment of silence, weird stares. and awkwardness at that persons expense.

Guy 1: hey guys since I'm getting married in two days lets hold a kick ass bachelor party!

Other guys: yeah!!!!!

Guy 4: then we can bring over hookers to hit us in the junk!

*silent moment*

from the South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut movie

Kyle's mom: what is a Rim Job?

Cartman's mom: oh, that's when you put your leg behind your head and someone licks your ass.

*silent moment*

silent moment by drider August 1, 2010

silentomental 

Adjective used to describe a psychological event, usually specific though not exclusive to the brain itself, mentally "heard" by the individual experiencing it (as if everyone else on the planet can hear it too), but which in actuality of outward appearance goes entirely unheard, unnoticed, unsensed by others. The experience is often the result of having to hold back an inappropriate or violent audible expression, such as screaming, that would unquestionably make the individual feel better, but which if expressed would make the individual appear utterly insane. A key symptom that a silentomental event is happening is a compulsive and often repetitive visualization by the individual of him/herself engaging in that otherwise inappropriate act of audible expression.

During finals week a student may experience the silentomental screaming of his/her overworked, under-rested, hyper-caffeinated brain.

Adverbial usage:
Phobic of the dentist and given only a local anesthesia, Bob silentomentally endured his two-hour long root canal procedure.

silentomental by H. Parsons March 29, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012