sniffosphere

the layer below the lithosphere were gigantic quantities of drugs are stored, in druggos law and beliefs, they say to pray that they will transcend to the sniffosphere after they die instead of going to heaven or hell.

Bob: im going to try acid with meth
Jerry: i hope we may meet in the sniffosphere my friend, goodbye

sniffosphere by therealrobbierotten January 1, 2017

mammary suffocation 

Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.

A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.

In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.

See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock

Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."

Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."

Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."

mammary suffocation by Ike21 April 27, 2014

Suffocated Hot Dog 

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.

I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.

Suffocated Hot Dog by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011

spifforiffic 

Very spiffy, totally spiffalicious, more spiffy than anything, the best

Whoa dude, you are soooo totally spifforiffic! YOU ROCK!

spifforiffic by Brandy November 22, 2003

Sinfonian 

"THIS IT IS TO BE A MAN OF THE HIGHEST TYPE. TO BE AND NOT SEEM; TO DO AND NOT SIMPLY TO TALK;
TO HAVE THE RIGHT IDEAL, THE TRUE MOTIVE AND PATIENTLY TO TRANSFORM CONDUCT IN ACCORDANCE WITH IT
SO LET IT BE FOR SINFONIA."
- Ossian Everett Mills, March 15, 1912

A Sinfonian is a member of Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia. This is a fraternity of musicianly men who strive for the advancement of music in America.

Are you a Sinfonian?

Sinfonian by Crabs February 13, 2005

suffocat 

The smothering or suffocation of a cat or small animal underneath the Panniculus of an obese person. This typically occurs when the shifting of subcutaneous fat in the lower abdominal area, traps the cat, unbeknownst to the obese person due to improper vasculation of the fatty tissue and lack of tactile sensation. The results of suffocat may go unnoticed for weeks, causing an odor due to rot and decay.

A 700 lb. woman goes into the emergency room, complaining of a horrible odor coming from her body. Upon examination, the medical staff find a suffocat, underneath her Pannus.

Also used for insurance billing purposes of described condition.

suffocat by coolascaliban July 12, 2011

Suffonsified 

Adj. To have had enough to eat, to be full.
Apparently of Canadian origin.

"Would you like any more beef stroganoff?"
"No thanks, I am sufficiently suffonsified"

Suffonsified by ubergossen November 15, 2011