Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.
by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019
When two people preform public display of affection, due to a lack of available indoor make-out space. (usually while drunk)
by planetseasoning October 31, 2010
Similar in effect to the spiritual cleansing or rebirth of denominations which practice Water Baptism, Sidewalk Baptisms differ in that they are spontaneous, involuntary, and predicated by violence.
A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.
You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.
You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
by Vodik_VDK October 19, 2022
the point of time to where you are so stoned when walking home that you just admire the sidewalk as a comfortable sleep spot
i was so high last night that i went into sidewalk mode and laid there for about an hour before i decided to get up.
by robert the muthrfukn sailorman October 23, 2008
1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.
Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.
*see also the iPod Sloth
Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.
*see also the iPod Sloth
Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something
by Pixel Fiend January 14, 2011