sideharding 

the act of not moving past the half way point on the map.

wtf is meth doing? he's sideharding, hasnt left the base.

why is no one going for the objective? we have harrold & meth on our team, both sideharding.

sideharding by edgify December 31, 2011

Sideboarding 

When a snowboarder goes down a slope in the braking position, effectively the side of the board. A very slow way to go down advanced slops, commonly looked down upon by advanced boarders.

Sideboarding is a technique commonly used by snowboarders not experienced enough to ride down blue and black slopes properly.

Sideboarding has been known to wreck moguls and create unwanted banks of snow for more experienced boarders.

Guy 1: Look at all those idiots braking all the way down the black diamond.

Guy 2: They're sideboarding. It either means the snow on the hill sucks or they're just idiots who aren't ready for this kind of hill.

Guy 1: I'm gonna hafta go with the latter.

Sideboarding by Snawa March 1, 2010

sidehacking 

A stealth form of male masturbation performed while wearing pants, typically in a semi-public setting such as a movie theater or while driving. In order to sidehack a man must first position his penis along his inner thigh. He will them stimulate the penis by rubbing or stroking his inside thigh through his pants.

You see that hot chick at the bar last night?

Yeah, I was sidehacking it the whole way home.

sidehacking by sidehacker October 2, 2006

sidecaring

Passenger side co-piloting of an automobile while the driver's hands are busy, presumably smoking pot with foot on accelerator.

Flakus was tokin a fat bowl of grass, so i was sidecaring to keep us on the road.

sidecaring by Taver13 February 3, 2010

sidebaring 

When watching YouTube videos, "Sidebarring" is the process of becoming distracted from your original goal by watching all the unrelated videos you see in the sidebar.

While sidebaring cat videos yesterday, I found a video of a man riding a whale.

sidebaring by Fire-Death Squad May 4, 2016