A middle school in western Pennsylvania right across the street from Hempfield Area High School. Some of the teachers are mean, but most of the teachers here are amazing. The Hempfield Tornado took out a few windows and had polvalting mats thrown at, but we're still in good condition.

someone who does not pass the halfway point on asylum

A piece of junk that several hundred unlucky students have to attend. A synonym is prison. You get ISS for no reason and detention is given out like candy.

Seeing rapists outside of this place isn't rare.

Everyone smells like horse tits and has zits on their eyes.

You learn nothing in any class and you'll be lucky to make it out without getting an STD.

Every girl breaks the dress code just to try and look cool.

Boys dream about their future times in the high school smoking pot.

That's all she wrote..

what old man Steptoe used to shout to his middle class wannabe son Harrold

The flesh that only men have, down below the waist. girls like to suck on it.

creating a super heated large ash on a cigarette by drawing rapidly and repeatedly causing the inhaled air to burn the mouth and throat

A sexual position where the guy holds on to the girls legs and fucks her as the girl is walking on the floor while chomping at the rug, very much like a lawn mower