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side step 

When a jerk-off cop tries rousting you, and you approach him the wrong way. Usually, the officer thinks you are trying to "advance" on him or his weapon.
Buddy, I will shoot you in the face if you side step me again. Keep your goddamn hands up!
side step by Drucifer January 24, 2005
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Side step 

When you and your friends play rugby and while you run after the person with the ball the mother fucking bitch suddenly makes a show-of move and suddenly disappears
You: (runs after person with the ball) Got ya
Person with the ball: That's what you think (side step)
You: ??? (Jumps to tackle the air) urgh stupid mother fucking show-of
Side step by Nightmare11 October 25, 2019

side-step 

the sidestep :

this is an awesome yet common move. the side-step happens when you cant wait to fuck a broad and you pull that g string to side with your finger and slide your dick in.
do you remember that broad at the bar with the skirt on? well i totally side-stepped her on top of my car.
side-step by house red August 3, 2010

side-step-sister 

The step sister of your step brother or step sister.
KAREN: This is my side-step-sister, Sherry.

JANE: Side-step-sister?

KAREN: Yes, Sherry is my step sister's step sister.

SHERRY: Hi, Jane. Did you meet Alice?

JANE: Yes.

SHERRY: Well, Karen & I are not genesisters at all. But, Alice is the step sister of BOTH Karen AND I. That's how Karen and I met -- through Alice.

JANE: Okay. I get it. Neat!

side-step-sister by Karen Guiawer August 11, 2006

side step brother 

The step brother of your step brother or step sister. (NO, not YOU or YOUR brother).
MIKE: Hey Honey, this is John, my side step brother.

HONEY: Okay, you already introduced me to your "bridge brother", who is your half brother's half brother, so I am going to guess that your side step brother is your step brother's step brother.

MIKE: You are a VERY good guesser, and YES you are correct, except that I don't have a step brother, I have a step sister.

HONEY: Oh. And when do I get to meet her?

MIKE: She is over there (Mike points). Let's go. Come on John, let's go see Sharon.

Side Step Dad 

Side Step Dad by Stee808206 March 17, 2019

maori side-step 

A term used in rugby when a player with the ball, instead of side-stepping OUT of contact, runs straight through the defender usually resulting in hollering teammates and a semi concussed defender. Traditionally seen as a bad move in the sport but sought after by most players.
Benchwarmer #1: Holy shit, James just layed that guy out!

Benchwarmer #2: The Maori side-step...
maori side-step by Fudge613 October 31, 2011
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