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west side east midleons 

the name of a urban group in the west side of the east midlands. it can be put into an action by withdrawing the thumb of the right hand and crossing the two middle fingers of the right hand to form a "W". Then as the member of the gang or the public do this action they tip the hand to form an "E" then an "M" (to the onlooker). All this is done whilst saying westside east midleo'ns(midlands in a french accent). the french accent is derrived form the rumurs that there are french members in the gang
Yo mo fo! I is from the West side East Midleons
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Lower East Side 

Use to be one of the toughest section in New York City, well, one of the most dangerous part in the US, if you was an outsider of course or brought problems. Use to be a REAL neighborhood with REAL New Yorkers where every race, religion and creed lived together. Yeah, it was a real neighborhood with a tough, working class melting pot who never gave a shit about how much money you had, what you wear, or the color of your skin. Until it got replaced by swarms of snobby, superficial yuppies, hipsters, etc... from Smallville fucking, USA who really believes the world revolves around them and everyone should bow down to them, of course till they realize, after they get their asses kicked, ridiculed, or cursed out, it just doesn't work that way. If one really THINKS about it, the real reason why they all showed up was because of what they saw on the movies, TV shows, songs, and music videos and tried to live that life, a real, sleazy, gritty, New York life, (NYC was always like that till the late 90's.) Till it was packaged and put on the silver screen for everyone else to see) however, they can't take into consideration that it was clearly THEY, that destroyed the very fabric and culture of what this great city once stood for. I'm DEAD SERIOUS.
Friend: What happened to Lower East Side????

A yuppie, then a hipster walks by on a cell. "Yeah, I live in NYC"

Me: That's what happened!!!

RIP: NYC (The greatest home on earth; The home of the Braves and REAL Nu Yawkas.)

For those haters, jealous, envious people; I don't care if you give a thumbs down because all New Yorkers know its the truth. Just ASK them.
Lower East Side by 3rd Gen. NYC October 29, 2012

East Side Taco Festival 

A large taco enthusiasm event that takes place on the east side of San Jose and is, therefore, probably a thinly veiled front for prostitution.
Man, I scored the best taco at the East Side Taco Festival and had a major meat-gasm, if you know what I mean.
East Side Taco Festival by DotV September 8, 2011

East Side Middle School

We are located on the Upper East Side in Manhattan.We love Mr.Deneroff and don't understand why he's married to Mrs. Deneroff. We go to John Jay even though we dont really know why because its not that fun. We eat chinese food every day at lunch. The principal looks like a goat/fish and doesn't do anything all day. We play handball in gym even though its not a real sport. We make fun of the 6th graders. We hate wheely backpacks. We are scared of Skinner the security guard. We get yelled at by her about twice a day. We walk up 5 flights of stairs 3 times a day. We hate staying in for lunch. Mr.Finch tells us that we will fail at our lives. He thinks he can fly and listens to Enya. We hate the smelly deli, and get yelled at every morning for standing in the other deli without buying anything. There's always a popular group in each grade. The assistant principal looks like a super hero in a suit. We wear UGGS or CONVERSE everyday. A lot of people dress that same. The hallways are a foot wide. We take lots of pictures on Photobooth and make peace signs and kissy faces. We run into Eric on Gossip Girl a lot. BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL EVER.
Person 1: that kid looks like hes four year old why does he have a wheely backpack?
Person 2: He must be a 6th grader at East Side Middle School I can tell by looking at him.

lower east side 

Where all the would-be hipsters used to hang out. Now becoming as upscale, snobby and annoying as SoHo. Known for frequent Moby sightings.
"Did you see that new wine bar in the LES? I saw Moby in there the other day."
lower east side by JLB3 May 26, 2005

east side 

1.) A term used by pasty white pastrami white folk to describe what they believe is a "dirtier" side of town. Often referring to themselves perhaps originating from that place.

2.) A cliche place thought to hold thugs and gangsters, something those two white folk in the pictures are definitely not, nor will ever experience as they live in a 3-story home with their parents who drive them to school in the suburbs every day in their Lexus SUV
Cracka in pic: dont fuck with the east side (lake rats bitch)

Homie: wtf, what is that an eagles claw to rep "east side"? you look like a lil bitch, go back home where yo momma pays fo all yo food, yo college education and shit, yall aint know the least bit about livin in a ghetto, you a pimply 14-year old punk-ass bitch
east side by Young Reezie January 24, 2008

East side emma bucholzzzz 

is is a girl, whom has redish blondish hair, played a star in a school play and looks like a minion. but her forehead is bigger.
i would hate to have a east side emma bucholzzzz forehead