2nd base for a christian
Toby: hey babe, wanna get to second base at my place?
Shelby: umm..im a christian
Toby: oh. well then lets christian side hug?
Shelby: I TOLD YOU IM A CHRISTIAN
Shelby: umm..im a christian
Toby: oh. well then lets christian side hug?
Shelby: I TOLD YOU IM A CHRISTIAN
by xXturndaxgurlXx June 5, 2010
An evangelical non-greeting in which both parties express their mutual disdain for their bodies and the God who created them.
Mike: Do you want to have premarital sex times with me?
Jane: No, I do not (christian side hug) thank you.
Mike: No, thank you.
Jane: No, I do not (christian side hug) thank you.
Mike: No, thank you.
by fates worse than death November 25, 2009
A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass March 26, 2016
We're waiting until we're married . . . but that doesn't stop us from a little Christian side hugging!
by Gimme that Christian side hug November 25, 2009
"The dealer that sold me the Oregano, really Christian Side Hugged me."
"That Con Man is a real Christian Side Hugger."
"That Con Man is a real Christian Side Hugger."
by GavandBran January 8, 2010
Yes, God wants us to be compassionate and kind and tender with each other. Not only that, but he wants us to love our enemies and serve our neighbors. As long as there is no body on body action. I’m talking of course about a “full frontal hug,” one of those sinful abominations where you just wrap your arms around a friend and embrace them. That’s why Christians the world over have pioneered the “side hug.” In the side hug there’s no risk of two crotches touching. Instead of face to face, you go side to side, putting your arm around the person and your hip against their’s. Still having a hard time mastering it? Pretend you’re taking a photo and you’re both looking at the camera together. The side hug, or A frame as it is also called, is safe for the whole family, friendly and above all holy. I don’t know the exact scripture reference but try the book of Psalms. That book is huge.
by acts1028b January 14, 2011
A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass March 26, 2016