When Gravity Calls In Sick

A two-part phrase followed by "You float into poor decisions", though the second part is not often stated.

"Dang it man, I knew I shouldn't have gambled my inheritance"

"Well, when Gravity Calls In Sick..."

When Gravity Calls In Sick by Johnathan Greaves March 19, 2026

sick call ranger 

A soldier in the US Army who constantly goes to "sick call" usually to get out of PT.

Over half of the privates in A Co 305th MI Bn at Fort Huachuca, Arizona are sick call rangers riding profiles to get out of PT like little lazy pathetic privates who will go no where in my Army.

sick call ranger by PV2 Not giving my name! September 15, 2006

sick call 

Term that U.S. Military uses to define going to the Doctor or Medic's station, when daily hours are applicable for sick personnel to be checked out.

I went to sick call because I had a sore throat.

sick call by Joe O November 8, 2003

sick call 

Where a soldier goes when he/she is not feeling well.

sick call by Anonymous November 8, 2003

call in sick 

when you tell your boss youre sick and you need to stay home. sometimes youre actually sick but mostly you just want to play minecraft or something for 10 hours straight.

worker: yeah, *sniff* i think ill just call in sick today. thanks, bye. *picks controller back up*

call in sick by AnalPenetrationByForce January 30, 2012

Call out sick 

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.

Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.

Call out sick by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

sickballs 

Sickballs is another form of saying 'awesome' or 'great' most commonly used in slang conversations. It's main use is to signify approval or to show appeal about the subject of the conversation.

Person1: "Hey man you've just been selected to get kidnapped this year!"
Person2: "That's sickballs!"
Person1: "Yeah that's sickballs fr fr."

sickballs by WobbleStick December 19, 2024