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Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

School shootings 

The favourite past time of children in America
Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings
School shootings by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019

salad shootin' 

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.
Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!
salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

School shooting 

Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*
“The quiet kid reaches into the back”
*1 min later*

“SCHOOL SHOOTING”
School shooting by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019

Shooting tadpoles at the moon. 

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.

pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.
During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"
pooter shooter by jpg3 August 28, 2010