A certifiable & trained
prostitute of the
mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour & leaves you feeling fucked.
Normally introverted the only way they can interact with
humans is to comment & be outwardly extroverted about your shortcomings.
"Have you tried blaming your
parents & teachers ?" inquired the Shycologist
"Did they hit you
hard enough to make me hit you financially,I want to
help you......get your credit card out?!"