Shyamalan Groan 

The one point in a movie trailer in which everyone watching it gives up all hope in the movie

"Wow, this trailer for 'Devil' actually looks pretty...oh, you have got to be kidding me!"

*Shyamalan Groan*

Shyamalan Groan by The Minn September 22, 2010

Shyamalan 

Someone who is spontaneous, sporadic, and friendly by nature, the epitome of good vibes. This person is the manifestation of the phrase “there are no mistakes” and someone who is smart yet a child at heart. Shyamalan is a person who you can stay up till 3 am with laughing, and in turn wouldn’t waver in staying awake with you and comforting you through your lowest because they’re so caring and love their friends. This person will lift your mood with their funny and positive nature and you can trust that they’d never let you fall of a swing! Think of any negative adjective to describe a person and Shyamalan would be the opposite of that. Consider yourself lucky if you have a Shyamalan in your life because they’ll bring you joy and be there for you whenever you need them (just like a Pokémon). This amazing human will listen to the shit you have to say every day without any complaint and make you feel way better with their greatly appreciated dirty humour and roasts.

You're never lonely if you have a Shyamalan in your life.

Shyamalan by PurpleHandGang January 12, 2021

shamila 

shes the best person in the world and can keep secrets with everyone and is going to be a very successful person shes really trustworthy and is friends with everyone she is going to have one of the top 10 jobs in the world and will be earning lots and will grow up to become a very beautiful and intelligent person shes the girl anyone would love to be

shamila has a very good job

shamila by shamilaxoxoxooxoxoxooxoxo February 9, 2019

shailandra 

the best boss ever. one who is always there for you.

"i wish my boss was shailandra"
"that shailandra is a cool dude"

shailandra by mr ryan m January 6, 2008

Shyamalan'd 

When things appear to be going fine, then take a terrible turn for the worst. Based off of the style of writing/directing of filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan, a proponent of twist endings.

Dude, I was about to hook it up with this hot girlie, but then it turned out she was a dude. There were a lot of signs that suggested she was a dude, but I overlooked them; in hindsight it all makes sense. I just got Shyamalan'd.

Shyamalan'd by Nick S. June 19, 2006

Shamalange 

A set up or rip off

What a shamalange

Shamalange by Bj isle August 9, 2015

Shailandra 

Shailandra is kind, graceful, calm and humorous. He enjoys working out, and baking banana breads. He is a great host, who always has a party trick up his sleeve. Shailandras tend to be easy going and non-fussy, with great taste in music. His friends call him 'shelly', and as a heterosexual man with some androgynous tendencies, he is totally comfortable responding to that nickname.

I enjoyed playing badminton with Shailandra the other day—it helped that he brought home-baked babkas !

Shailandra by corduroypants November 29, 2021