Shoptimistic 

To be positive that the gifts or presents you have bought for someone he or she will enjoy; to be optimistic that the purchases you will make will be well-worth the money.

My mother was so shoptimistic about the presents she had bought for my sister and I this Christmas that she didn't even bother keeping the receipts.

Shoptimistic by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

SHWOT

An acronym that stands for Smoking Hot Waste Of Time. A really attractive person who is not relationship material, for one reason or another. Many of them can be found in MBA programs.

(Ladies is SHWOTs too, go and brush your shoulders off.)

"I performed a SHWOT analysis and the results were conclusive -- he is a waste of my time. Still a total fox, though."

Person 1: "He is a total SHWOT."
Person 2: "I don't think he's SH, but he's definitely WOT."

Person 1: "Wait, I thought he was single."
Person 2: "No, he definitely has a girlfriend. He's just a SHWOT."

SHWOT by kat52982 November 18, 2011

Shopteria 

Shopteria the words combined of Shopping an Bacteria.
Online Shopping disease.

John was diagnosed by his peers of having Shopteria, the Online Shopping disease. Better wear a face mask.

Shopteria by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020

shwoot 

Another way to describe something that fucking rocks.

Those shoes are so shwoot!

shwoot by Aelya June 24, 2007

shwop 

Shwop is synonymous with the word "not". Often, when complimenting someone or saying something positive, shwop is used as a negative explosion.

"Hey dude, I really like that fedora you have on.....SHWOP!" or "No way dude, you kissed that girl last night? She was really hot... SSSSHHHWWWWOOOOPPPP!!!!!!!!"

shwop by Bismuth Jonathon December 11, 2013

Shoptard 

Shoptard (or 'Shoptard) is an individual possessing little to no Photoshop skill or experience, but who claims to be a legend in it. Most Shoptards will, however, seek out training by way of tutorials found on many websites, but their final results are rarely, if ever, anything like the tutorials.

Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.

Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.

A common Shoptard "Creative Process" in action:

"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."

Shoptard by Undercover2.0 August 23, 2011

shwapt 

adj.
drunk, intoxocated. primarily of alcohol.
SFV (S.California) argot

PHONETIC:

"SH-WHA-PT"

"Fuck Dude, I'm Shwapt!"

shwapt by Iggy AKA Reeferiyze October 4, 2006