Inyah pahnts: Dude, Kristen Stewart was totally shwasted last night with Rob Pattinson. She sucked his dick for the paparizi!
Onya Bawlz:Nah dude, she wasn't shwasted, she was completely and totally shwaked! Her and rob smoked a gram of machine-
gun-
funk an hour before she told him she was pregnant with their dyslexic creeper but yet in-a-
weird-way-sexy-son.