shwater 

the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada

Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.

shwater by warrfull June 17, 2006

Swageric 

The art of mastering swag while trying to act normal

Boy:"So my math teacher told me to do a problem on the board while I had a boner, but I still walked up and did it."
Girl:"You're so swageric."

Swageric by TimesNewROman_ September 13, 2012

swagernförde 

Swagernförde, also known as Ecktown (German: Stadt der geilen) is a self-proclaimed epicenter of lovable drunkards and potheads. Civic authorities in Swagernförde regard Ecktown as a large commune, but the area has a unique status in that it is a harbour for lost souls seeking for solitary spree.

"This place is boring as hell, I wish I could rave in Swagernförde."

Sophia booked a Ticket to Berlin in hope of a good time, but realized that swagernförde would have been the place to go.

swagernförde by MackeTris August 26, 2012

Shwanger 

Penis, dough, wiener, cock, member.

Dr. Manhattan has a glowing Shwanger.

Shwanger by Wick-a-lee Stick-a-lee May 11, 2009

shagerversary

An anninversary of the the first time a couple have had sexual intercourse

Today is our one year shagerversary

shagerversary by Futumsh July 15, 2006

shwater fairy 

A fairy that lives primarily in toilets and sewers.

Dude, there is a huge shwater fairy sitting on your toilet bowl.

shwater fairy by Haje June 11, 2010

Swager 

Swager - pronounced with a long "a" - that is, rimes with "cage" not "cap". It is tool used to crimp or bend metal. The other definitions were poor definitions of Swagger - notice the second "g" causing the word to rime with "cap" not "cage".

Anglers use a swager to crimp sleeves onto fishing line to make a secure loop at the end of the line. If they do it well they are entitled to swager

Swager by pedantic piscator November 5, 2009