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shvool is a synonym for gay and is pronounced like the german word schwul

It is often used by unix geeks as /var/shvool to express they think something is very lame

Geek A: Oh damn, Justin Timberlake on TV
Geek B: /var/shvool!

shvool by Wheezley June 20, 2006

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shcool

a mispelling of school, you idiot

i go to school, but have never been to shcool

shcool by Caesar May 13, 2005

Related Words

shvool • shmool • shcool • shool • shmooley • shmoolie • shcooliewag • Shkool Shkid • Shloolsh • Shmoola

SHCOOL

Typo made by N.C. suburban sign company while attempting to paint "school" across the road for traffic to know they are in a school zone... Turned into a compound word for *Shits Cool* by renowned American photographer Isaac J. Miller.

We are ditching the word RAD and using the word SHCOOL!

SHCOOL by ijmp August 12, 2010

Shmooli

A Shmooli is basically a fact machine. They are great spies and chess players. If you think Shmooli is watching you, they probably are and blackout shades are recommended. Shmoolis usually come in shorter lil Huddy form with no muscles and no fat. Shmoolis are typically paranoid but make up for it with their incredible sense of humor. When you're talking to a Shmooli, it's hard not to laugh. Shmoolis are subtle and you might not even realize you are dating one. Shmoolis get along great with grandparents and are very intelligent. unfortunately, the education system of their school is not good enough for them and they struggle with sheer brilliance

"yo that kid is watching me and telling people we're dating"
"maybe get new shades cuz he's definitely a shmooli"

Shmooli by u_smell_like_kaka May 27, 2020

shpoolin

When your chillin’, but always aware.
Being chill and content.

Mike and I were out shpoolin, but we know exactly what Kevin is up to.

shpoolin by Catnip God October 5, 2018

Shoolwebledoop

A robot that an elementary school student made in 2022. It corrects your homework problems as youre doing your homework.

Guy 1: *is doing homework*

Shoolwebledoop: Problem 6 question 3 is wrong.

Guy: oHhhhhhHhh okkkk thought that one was wrong

Shoolwebledoop by rx2ie February 7, 2023

Shmool

The frothy aftermath left on your ball sack after an extended sex session.

Excuse me while I go clean the shmool off my balls.

Shmool by TheDonger October 25, 2013

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026