carl shurz park 

A wonderful small park in Manhattan, New York that has practically zero police presence. It is also right next to the East River.

"I got stoned the other day."

"where?"

"Carl Shurz park of course"

carl shurz park by <julien> January 26, 2007

brown eyes wide shut party 

A dirty phrase used by Family Guy’s Quagmire in season 12 episode 3 “Quagmire’s Quagmire”.

I gotta go. My and Sonja are suppose to go to a brown eyes wide shut party.

brown eyes wide shut party by x50ShadesOfFckdUp June 24, 2018

The shut-up paradox 

Hypothetically, If you would close your mouth and seize it's movement we would quote "not have to hear your annoying voice"; in which would benefit the world in such an astronomical way.

Hey have you heard of the Shut-Up Paradox? I think you should consider researching it because we don't care and don't want to hear you.

The shut-up paradox by The Shut-Up Paradox February 24, 2021

Shut up Paul day 

On September 20th it’s shut up Paul day.

Paul: hey man!
Jim: shut up Paul!

Paul: 🙀
Jim: no worry’s man it’s Shut up Paul day 😻

Shut up Paul day by Kai 😻😻😻😻😻 September 20, 2020

shut it pal

used in place of shut up when someone interrupts you in the middle of an important story because it sounds more authoritative

hanch: ::telling story of amazing amylee dream::
nikkii: "oh that reminds me..."
hanch: "HEY SHUT IT PAL!"

shut it pal by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

Shut up cargo pants 

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.

Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

Shut up cargo pants by I arent click that May 11, 2020

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up 

A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.

"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up by Javalentinte July 3, 2021