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1. shurm
a cigarette dipped in PCP.
that guy went wacko and got arrested after smoking a shurm.
2. shurm
Someone who is a complete idiot, epitomizing the concept of stupidity.
Shut up Cavan, you and Will are such shurms
3. shurm
Shitting and ejaculating at the same time.
When John was horny he shurmed.
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