when the woman's pubes have recently been shaven and are now a sharp stubble and your lover goes to perfom oral and gets poked
Adj. your vagina looks like a shunt today
noun. your shunt stabbed my lip
by skully10 August 4, 2021
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Both the words Shit and Cunt put together and made into one ultimate word. Used for describing someone who has done something or said something lame for an excuse not to do something.
Hey man you coming out to party tonight? Nah man I'm staying home and studying, Reply your a "shunt". (shit cunt)
by creased July 22, 2010
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An amalgam of the words "shit" and "cunt" used in the same capacity together i.e. shit cunt. This is commonly used as an abbreviation of the unabridged term as it often enables the conversation to flow more easily and allows the individuals talking to pursue other avenues of action, namely fighting.
"You're such a shunt, you know that?"

"That guy there, he's such a shunt"
by CitizenBane August 31, 2012
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A tube that runs from your head to your bladder to dump out the fluids if you have a stroke. Doctors put them in if you are suseptible to strokes.
Hot girl: After my accident, I had an operation to get a shunt.

Immature Boy: Hehe shunt sounds like a dirty word

Hot Girl: No thats cunt dumass
by 12345678909 September 5, 2005
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1. to perform rear-entry sex involving variable surface heights and limited lateral space, e.g. a stairwell

2. to modify the sex act so as to compensate for said limited space, e.g. shunting to the arm of a couch
"the couch was too narrow so we shunted off the side a little"

"this chick's shunting zone was so smooth i kept falling down a step"

"shit was crazy up in that piece, me and jamal ended up shunting in the stairwell"
by sappedagain August 18, 2009
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1) To be pwned by a shunt-like creature.

2) The use of time travel to perform two ownings during the same exact period of time.
Oh man, you just got shunted!
by The ShunT December 11, 2007
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The word comes from the two base words SHIT and CUNT. When used together, it forms the beautiful, exquisite and most expressive swear word known to man: SHUNT.
by Jesus??? September 30, 2009
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